Um if anyone sees Winston Noel can you please have him text me back so we can lock May 31 in as the day we drink every variety of wine the band Train makes?
This is a real thing that will be happening. How do we make this a big party without putting in any effort other than ordering Train wine? Looking at you, UCB East.
How I want to be written off of this Earth.
I just fell in love with New Zealand.
After passing a marriage equality bill, the Parliament spontaneously broke into the Maori love song “Pokarekare ana.”
Lawmaking is usually messy at its best and downright grisly at its worst. When it’s beautiful, like this, it should be celebrated.
(Hat tip to @robertflorence, Scottish comedian extraordinaire, for linking the video on Twitter.)
U.S. Congressmen: Please incorporate more singing into the running of the U.S. Government.
The guy who started it, and the couple of people who joined in immediately. And when everyone else quickly joined in. Because when you do the right thing, it just feels better.
This is lovely.
Anonymous asked: who did Britney spears cheat on Justin Timberlake with?
Thanks for this question, Anonymous. I want to say Jason Alexander but not the Jason Alexander from Seinfeld, the one Britney dated/maybe married for a bit. I think a really great, fun answer would be Emilio Estevez.
In keeping with the time period this question covers, I did not use Google for the above answer.
This episode features a great interview by Josh Patten (SNL Weekend Update, UCB’s Grandma’s Ashes)!
Check it out: http://theneedtofail.libsyn.com/webpage
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Thanks to Josh Patten and sound guru James Leggero! Spread the word!
My voice!
Below are the full lyrics to “Sea Cruise” by Frankie Ford:
WHOOEE. WHOOEE BABY, WHOOEE
WHOOEE. WHOOEE BABY, WHOOEE
WHOOEE. WHOOEE BABY, WHOOEE
WHOOEE. WHOOEE BABY, WHOOEE
WHOOEE. WHOOEE BABY, WHOOEE
(Dock sounds)
WHOOEE. WHOOEE BABY, WHOOEE
WHOOEE. WHOOEE BABY, WHOOEE
WHOOEE. WHOOEE BABY, WHOOEE
WHOOEE. WHOOEE BABY, WHOOEE
WHOOEE. WHOOEE BABY, WHOOEE
WHOOEE. WHOOEE BABY, WHOOEE
WHOOEE. WHOOEE BABY, WHOOEE
(Chorus x’s 2)
WHOOEE. WHOOEE BABY, WHOOEE
WHOOEE. WHOOEE BABY, WHOOEE
WHOOEE. WHOOEE BABY, WHOOEE
WHOOEE. WHOOEE BABY, WHOOEE
You know how it is. You move to the city, you make some connections, suddenly things are moving so fast. You’re working all the time, partying all the time, and you just sort of forget what it is that brought you here in the first place: vengeance against the strongman who laid waste to the desert outpost you called home.
Episode Four of the show is here. There was a good man named Paul Revere.
This week we sit down with the brilliant UCB performer/teacher Will Hines (Stepfathers, Very Mary Kate) to talk about what happens when stupidity runs amok, genius goes unchecked, and girls stop by for the summer. For the summer. It’s an episode full of ridiculousness and synthesized baritone saxophone. Enjoy!
Winston’s Pick: LFO - Summer Girls
Alden’s Pick: Paul McCartney - Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey
Will’s Pick: Ace of Base - All That She WantsNew episode up! Will was so much fun to talk to. Take a sip then buzz like a hornet.
Womp womp womp womp womp (ace of base sax)
Apparently it’s Will Hines Reblog Week.
My friends make weird short films
This demented funny video is the weirdest thing i will ever do and in the same month as this i played a 40 year old who founded a boy band.
that this awesome journey of unbroken weirdness ends with a standard “sketch team logo” is the unintentionally best weird moment in an ocean of weird moments.
Gavin Speiller is a genius. Eddie Brawler and Alex Khurgin might be too but they are too weird for anyone to notice. Gavin’s genius you’d notice. Abbi Jacobson and Connor Ratliff are also great in this and Matt Hobby does a good job of standing there while images of Brad Pitt and I think maybe Ryan Goslin are superimposed on his head.
This is a commercial for Lids.
This is exactly the type of thing I love.
